Seriously though, you must.
This Friday (02/27), 5-10 pm:
We'll be at Hailstorm Brewing Co. in Tinley Park, because we're besties w/ them now, obvi.
There will be live music by Coyote Riot, craft booze aplenty (per Hailstorm), and wood-fired pizza for dayz (per us).
Should be a sufficiently awesome time. You'll definitely be there, right?